Tuesday, March 8, 2011

My life story

Okay,I wanted this to like be the Longest blog I have ever made!
This story I'm about to tell is the story of my life and how i've gotton to where I am today.
I was born on June the 9th in the year of 1996 in the Tallahassee Mamorial Hospital,From the my Parents broght me home in there Old beat up car,My dad was a Law inforcement officer in Blountstown at the time of my birth.BTW-I was told this from my dad Before he......Left for work so I really wouldnt Know if all this is true,I do know that dad was a Police ofiecer becoase all the Police officers wake at me and shake my hand and tell me they remember my dad,And That I Looked just like him......I think they ment when he was 22 years old i looked like him,Cuz I dont think I look like some 40 year old Drywaller.......at all.....
So yeah I was born and then I was Brought Strait home to My Older sister Joanna How Was about 16 mounths old,She enjoyed Pulling my hair and Pulling on my head to get onto the couch,so I Slowly became older,And I Loved Passifires! I still do but do to the fact that i'm Nearly 15 years old it would be awkward walking around with a passifire in my mouth....
WE biult a new house in 1997 and my dad bought a new 1997 dodge intreped,After building a house buying cars you could emagine the amount of debt we were in,so the salotion! ..............yup you guessed it,they had two more kids zack and Josh,Zack was born in 2000,and Josh was born in 2002,it now 2003 we were ready to sell the house,we sold it to some old yankees and moved two houses down,and built a new house again,but this time debt free,we were totally out of debt and had a wonderful new house.
Now it was at this time it was the year 2004,i was 8 years old and as dumb as ..........an 8 year old.We were going to a home church of about 50 people.I slowly matured to be called a 10 year old so it would have been 2006,In this year my pop bought His 2004 Corvette,(he has it to this day),we at the time had a 1987 lx mustang and we tradded it for a 1990 lx mustang,it turned out that that car was ...........Junk,so we tradded it in on a 2007 yamaha 660 grzzly,witch I wrecked in 2009 I didnt hurt in or myself,I was driving in the ditch and the wheel coght on the inbankment and it flipped throwing me off land just beside where it flipped,while the fourwheeler was turning sideways and I knew I was in big truble,Thought went thrugh my mind,What if I brake my neck???What if I die?? I would never have a family or a job! I would be dead! So why was I flying through the air?? Becouse I was a 12 year old brat who had nothing better to do then to Drive a gigantic fourwheeler......so I flipped it and landed in the water filled ditch,I slowly got up and looked in amazment as the 600 lb macheine lay sideways in the ditch.I slowly walked around my dads fourwheeler just looking to see how bad the damage was,(there was no damage other than the Mud all over the handle bars ) so With all my strenth I Pushed on the heavy beast and managed to flip it back onto its wheels,cranked it up and drove it home,I quieckly washed al the Orenge clay off the Handlebars and parked it,And yeah I told dad but not until recently after we sold it did I tell my dad I got up to 56 MPH!!! The wind in my hair and cars pulling out in front of me on the dirtroads.....okay noone pulled out in front of me but I did go 56 mph and it was a residitial dirt road and if anyone would have happend to pull out I so would have t-boned them.
So yeah last month we sold the Fourwheeler and I am like so bored,,Now Since I cant look cool on my $6,000 fourwheeler,I walk my American bulldog who barks at everyone,So now everyones scared of me Cuz Im running all over screaming"STAY BACK OR ILL LET HER OF THE LEASH!" and my lil naighbor (Brat!)named ....Of al things "REMINGTON".yeah,hes a lil brat and hes scared of my dog so I use that to my advantage...
Yup And I like My friends who are reading this long post,I thank all of you for reading this.
Thank you.
"MAN CHILD

9 comments:

  1. Wow! Jo's right! You have a pretty neat life story. And it's a good thing that you didn't get hurt when you flipped that four wheeler. :)
    Nice long post!

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  2. Yeah,It would have been bad if it had landed on me,I didn't make the post as long as I had thought i did,but it was still a long post.

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  3. Pretty exciting life story there. :)

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  4. It sure is..........who are you? how did you get in here?lols.

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  5. Hey Caleb, Emily here. AnnaKate is a friend of mine who lives in Georgia. She is a follower of my blog and she prob saw that I follow you... :) Just thought I would let you know so you wouldn't keep wondering.

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  6. No no no nooooo! She's a crepper! OMGoodness! :O hehhehe

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